BlackmaiL!
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth".
The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don`t tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don`t say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER a big hug."
A letter to Bill Gates from Santa
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Santa from Punjab. We have bought a computer For our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your Notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and Whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** Appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but
We face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware Vendor Santa and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I
Request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' Button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request You to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' Has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so That we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find Only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost The door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', But unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect Ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft Sentence, so when u will provide that?
Thanks
Santa
Funniest Video of the year
John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd -Even though I'm from India and don't know much about American politics but this was freaking hilarious and very creative at the same time. I just can't stop launghing and I would like to thank Hugh Atkin for coming up with this brilliant video, the guy is a genius
I wish this were for real
Amazing Tree house in Udaipur
Here’s an amazing treehouse in Udaipur, India, built by K.P. Singh.The house is supported by a mango tree, and was conceived by Mr.KP Singh on a bet that he could maintain property value of a certain terrain without the need for chopping its fruit trees.
Humans:An Amazing Short Animation
Directed By Three Legged Legs. A wonderfully crafted animation depicting the infestation of Earth by the parasites known as "Humans."
The Amazing Chand baori of Rajasthan
The Chand Baori, an amazing vast well with flights of steps on three sides was built in the 10th century in Abhaneri, near Jaipur in Indian state of Rajasthan.
. This impressive step well is as deep as a seven storeyed building. The famous Harshat Mata temple situated opposite to this well shows that there must have been a religious connection with the step-well. The well is 35 m on each side with steps leading down from each side and water could be drawn from any level.
If you are wondering why it is called baori than answer for is that in hindi baori means well.
Legends say that ghosts build it in one night and that it has so many steps to make it impossible for someone to retrieve a coin once it’s been dropped in the well.
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